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Watch You tube video On Your TV Without Internet Connection

admin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:32:50 +0000

Prepare You tube Stickers

Stick The sticker on your TvNow Your You Tube video is Ready on your TV

Just for Fun April Fool’s day

Have a nice Day

How to improve the page rank of your website on Google

admin — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:48:48 +0000

Share Market Crash – Funny Pictures

admin — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:42:56 +0000

Just Gues ????????????………… What happened Oh……………….No…………………

Sleep in work

admin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:47:58 +0000

No one can’t tell “you are not in your Seat”

By the year of 3000 world will be like this……………….

admin — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:07:05 +0000

How to face the Problems..

admin — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:24:06 +0000

The great way to face the Problems..

Problems may come but u must take it as a ” ROYAL CHALLENGE “

Otherwise people will call u an ” OLD MONK “

And stick a ” BLACK LABEL ” on u.

But u must fight like ” NAPOLEAN “,

Live like a ” BAGPIPER “,

Strut around like ” JHONNY WALKER “,

Work till ” 8PM “,

Think like a ” DIRECTOR SPECIAL “

…..And do not forget the cute little ” BLACK DOG “

Then your life will be like an ” IMPERIAL BLUE “

And if you do all of the above, it will add value for your ” SIGNATURE” …..

just say ! ! ! Cheers ! ! !

HAVE A GREAT Day!!!

Wrong E-mail Address

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:27:38 +0000

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile….Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral.

The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Reached

Date: 08 Aug 2008

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I’ve just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been

prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby

HR Manager ‘s Policy

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:54:17 +0000

A man realized after 2 years of selfless service, that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even ONE day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the HR Manager went on to explain.

HR Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Employee:- 365 days and some times 366

HR Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Employee:- 24 hours

HR Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Employee:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

HR Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Employee:- He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third)

HR Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Employee:- 122 (1/3×366 = 122 in days)

HR Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Employee:- No sir

HR Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Employee:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

HR Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Employee:- 18 days.

HR Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Employee:- 4 days

HR Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Employee:- No sir!

HR Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Employee:- No sir!

HR Manager:- So how many days are left?
Employee:- 2 days sir!

HR Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Employee:- No sir!

HR Manager:- So how many days are left?
Employee:- 1 day sir!

HR Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Employee:- No sir!

HR Manager:- So how many days are left?
Employee:- None sir!

HR Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral – NEVER GO TO HR [HIGH RISK ] FOR HELP!!!

Find 6 differences bw the photos

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:50:22 +0000

Find 6 differences bw the photos

How to Kill a Lion:

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:19:33 +0000

Different methods follows by our IT Companies

Cognizant Method:

hire a lion…

ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.

give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.

hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit

give them same gobi 65 to eat

hire 200 more……. and more …….

TCS method:

hire a lion

give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary

lion dies of hunger and frustration

Kanbay Method:

Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion…
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends…
No time for food and family, automatically die

Infy method:

hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..
he will die eventually of frustration…

IBM’s metbod:

hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…

Syntel Method:-

Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion….

MBT method:

hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn’t score > 60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?

i-Flex method:

hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:

hire a lion ..
tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance…
lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat….

Polaris Method :

hire ..sorry….purchase a lion(COSL) …
change his timings…(instead of 9 AM …change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT…..

Silverline Method:

hire a lion, declare a scandal and dont pay him…
he dies of hunger…

Quinnox method:

hire the lion. either give him no work or ask for a premature delivery.
Lion either dies of boredom or intense physical & mental activity…

Patni method:

hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat…
the lion dies before joining….

Nucsoft method:

hire a lion,give him job of grass eating (IBBS Support)..
the lion dies from lack of eating meat…

Satyam method:

hire a lion, give him net access..
no work..
and deport him to Chennai centre…
no water..
no electricity..
no hindi speaking ppl…
lion dies in oblivion……

Wipro method:

hire a lion…
give him lots of work…
transfer him to Wipro Lights division..
lion dies due to Lightness…

Mastek method:

hire a lion…
ask him to align himself with anything and everything…
ask him to fill complicated competency forms…
differ increments and pay him salary of a cat…
lion dies due to fear of getting mis-aligned or starvation…

Caritor Method:

hire a lion…
ask him to stay at work..
give him vegetables to eat…
hire 10 more lions
give them vegetables to eat
hire 20 more

these are the way to kill the lion. If u know more please let me know……Enjoy………………..